Hehehehehe I had this thingy for a while and never finished it. Came from a conversation me and Warrior had, except the mail wasn't involved.
Here's a random headcanon for these two personas-
They sometimes get the wrong mail from each other, living in such close dimensions.
((WARRIOR WILL SOMETIMES GET ZETHY'S ORDERS OF BOOKS, AND SHE'LL FIND THE ONE ON WEIRD REPTILES AND SHE WILL SEE THAT ONE LIZARD THAT SQUIRTS BLOOD FROM ITS EYE))